It’s cold and rainy and finally feels like the season for Shepherds Pie 😍 
alanajoy
alanajoy@alanajoy.com
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⚡️ Can’t kill my vibe, it’s immortal. ⚡️
Be open minded, but not so much your 🧠 falls out.
#bitcoin
The only people wasting time counting other peoples money are those who finished counting their own stack way too quickly.
Wild to me that this many trojans (several are key loggers) would be on a computer I’ve only had since late July. 
GM I HAVE ENTERED INTO MY DGAF ERA AND IT SHOWS
The feminine urge to tell you to gfy ✌️ 
If the crime does not hurt anyone but the person committing the crime, it isn't a crime it's a control mechanism.
… and lo, he who hath fkd around, verily shall he find out 🪡 🧵 
True Story: In the 1997 election for Mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska Stubbs the Cat won over the two human candidates. He was re-elected every mayoral election thereafter, and served until his death on July 2, 2017. 
gfy 🫶 
A representative will be with you shortly 
I kind of want this though, ngl 
Celery is a shitcoin. I don’t like the taste or the texture. It’s filler in chicken salad, don’t put it in stuffing, ruins soup. Wretched.
I’ll pass on raisins, too. If you put them in cookies when there are dates to be had instead you’re a sadist.
I said what I said.
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“Since the false arrest of Robert Williams near Detroit in 2020, multiple instances have surfaced in the US of arrests after a face recognition model wrongly identified a person. Alonzo Sawyer, whose ordeal became known this spring, spent nine days in prison for a crime he didn’t commit.”
WIRED
FBI Agents Are Using Face Recognition Without Proper Training
The FBI makes heavy use of face recognition services like that of controversial startup Clearview AI, but 95 percent of the agents using them haven...
Don’t “believe all women”, but don’t “believe all men” either.
Don’t believe anyone without doing your own due diligence.
Robert Downey Jr shares his thoughts after attending his first crypto conference
If a bitcoiner asks you how many bitcoin you have that’s a massive 🚩 because unlike curious normies, we know better.
Also, if you’re gifted a wallet of any kind from ANYONE assume it’s been compromised.
Destroy it or use it as a decoy.
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Gentle reminder that there are sincerely horrible people in this world. Don’t assume the worst with people, but don’t presume the best either. Not everyone has the same heart you do. Some have none at all.
There is truth and balance in that, friends. Stay up. 🫡
Twitter (X) was approved for the license required to provide crypto payments/trading services in the US on August 28th.
Do you think Musk will launch a Twitter token, integrate Doge, will Bitcoin be included in this move?
I expect a shitcoin shitshow, but maybe I’m a pessimist.
ETF:
Entrap
Their
Fiat
Not your keys, nacho cheese.
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Me: Not me about to cry because my baby is starting FIFTH grade?! Look how big you are. I remember taking your kindergarten picture. I remember taking you home from the hospital…
*eyes get teary* 🥹
Her: Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
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