“Any man who tries to be good all the time is bound to come to ruin among the great number who are not good. Hence a prince who wants to keep his authority must learn how not to be good, and use that knowledge, or refrain from using it, as necessity requires.”
-The Prince, Niccolò Machiavelli
Inmate 1: “What are you in for?”
Inmate 2: “I am in for 3rd degree murder. What about you?”
Inmate 1: “Wire fraud. What about you?”
Inmate 3: “Cutting the tag off a mattress”
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