@The Marie ⚡️🦂 out here stress testing everything 😂

This B to mean sat thing is weird, I didn't zap no 333 Bitcoins 😂

Who's running this country? The president or Ronald McDonald?

I'm sorry if anyone has tried to buy a mynostr.com Nip05 address, the lnbits and Alby server has been down and I haven't updated it yet. Planning to though.

This works for zaps too, say your wallet is low on your phone, or you want to zap someone a large zap, just tap zap, when it asks what app to open it in, select cash app and you can send the zap using fiat with no fees. View quoted note →

I'm gonna let you all in on a little secret I just discovered 🤫 If you want to buy sats with Cash app, but don't want to pay any fees, just create an invoice with another app, or a Nostr zap to yourself or something. If you don't have that amount in your balance, it will prompt you to pay with your cash balance or a linked debit card, zero fees 🤫

Damn you autocorrect, if I type something that's probably what I meant to type, you don't need to change everything I ever write.

I've had it with this damn Pixel phone, it's so bad and so is Google Fi. Next time I have money for it, I'm probably switching back to iPhone.

@rabble says "Hey Nostr" on X. Legend.

Good Night Nostriches 🫂🐶😴

What is the worst emoji? Drop it down here 👇

If you received a $2000 check in the mail from the government, would you cash it?

Both of these will come in the form of a CBDC onboarding.

I'm calling it right now, the $2000 everyone in the US has been promised by the government will come in the form of a CBDC onboarding.