#quotestr An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.

#quotestr Things past redress and now with me past care. -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"

#quotestr Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America? A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

#quotestr Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.

#quotestr Stay away from hurricanes for a while.

#quotestr In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. Therefore ... in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of one million three hundred thousand miles long ... seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Mississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long. ... There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesome returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. -- Mark Twain

#quotestr Beware of Bigfoot!

#quotestr There is a 20% chance of tomorrow.

#quotestr You will be held hostage by a radical group.

#quotestr You have a truly strong individuality.

#quotestr You will be surprised by a loud noise.

#quotestr Long life is in store for you.

#quotestr Are you making all this up as you go along?

#quotestr Your love life will be happy and harmonious.

#quotestr Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.

#quotestr You will triumph over your enemy.

#quotestr It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

#quotestr All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

#quotestr Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done.

#quotestr Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.