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Paranoid Bitcoin anarchist Certified Meme Curator I summarize Bitcoin projects in Nostr notes.
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teemupleb 1 year ago
@Clams is an accounting software designed for #Bitcoin users, allowing them to consolidate wallet balances, visualize bitcoin transactions, and generate reports. It simplifies managing multiple wallets and complying with tax regulations. Clams imports read-only data from Bitcoin wallets and converts it into double-entry bookkeeping journals, helping in data-driven decisions. Currently available for Mac, with support for other operating systems planned, it can help to enhance Bitcoin circular economies and improve accounting efficiency. Read more on Highlighter: https://highlighter.com/npub15vxdlmhftkh452a06vnr3mmks2dy8hqejeuxuv6sgy5rgtf0jllsccfzg7/Clams-Accounting-Software-for-Bitcoiners-m9kwe0 image
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teemupleb 1 year ago
Bitcoin Ring is an NFC tap-and-pay ring linked to a Lightning wallet, offering convenient payments. Leave your phone home when going to the beach and pay for pupusas with your ring! Built on the Bolt Card protocol, it functions like a Bolt card but with a ring replacing the card. The ring itself doesn't store #bitcoin but connects to a Lightning wallet. Safety concerns include potential NFC interception, so treat the funds on the ring wallet like pocket cash! Access to the Lightning wallet remains even if the ring is lost. You can set transaction and spending limits for extra security. The ring is made of ceramic, and it’s water, dust, and scratch-resistant. Opsec seems good too: no flashy BTC logos etc. When BTC hits $1 million, you don't want your finger to be chopped off by an envious no-coiner who doesn't understand that the BTC is not on the ring! image
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teemupleb 2 years ago
What’s the most boomer song out there? I start with “Proud Mary” by Creedence Clearwater Revival. Play that song and get those boomer bones moving.
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teemupleb 2 years ago
Tiankii is a merchant solution from El Salvador designed to facilitate #Bitcoin payments. It functions as a point-of-sale system for businesses, including street vendors, freelancers, and e-commerce stores. Users can connect their wallets to receive Bitcoin payments from clients or accept payments directly through Tiankii to their Lightning node. The service is from El Salvador and aims to help businesses in the country accept Bitcoin conveniently. Tiankii is accessible globally, though it requires some personal information due to local regulations. The platform offers a clean dashboard, payment tracking, and the ability to receive payments in a self-sovereign manner. Tiankii is available as a browser app and offers free use with the option of turnkey custodial solutions for enterprises. As of lately, the company has been focusing on increasing Bitcoin adoption in El Salvador with contactless Bolt card payments and Bitcoin-only point-of-sale terminals. image
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teemupleb 2 years ago
Coinos is a user-friendly custodial #Bitcoin wallet and point-of-sale system that helps businesses embrace Bitcoin payments. It offers a simple, no-KYC account setup with minimal barriers, making it ideal for small and large businesses looking to accept Bitcoin. Coinos supports both on-chain and Lightning Network transactions and charges no merchant fees for Lightning transactions. It imposes only a 0.1% conversion fee when moving between Lightning and on-chain. While it's a web wallet, it's easily accessible on mobile devices and allows multiple staff members to use the same wallet with secure PIN protection. Coinos also promotes businesses on social media and offers automatic Bitcoin-to-fiat conversion for Canadian retail merchants. For larger amounts or international users, they provide referrals to third-party brokers or exchanges. If you're in Vancouver, you can participate in their orange-pilling bounty program by onboarding businesses in specific categories and earning 1,000,000 sats.
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teemupleb 2 years ago
@Bitcoin Reserve is an Estonia-based non-custodial OTC desk for converting fiat to #Bitcoin. Established in 2018, it's licensed internationally but not available to US and Canadian tax residents. KYC is mandatory, and purchased BTC is sent directly to your self-custodial wallet within 48 hours. Supported fiat deposits are via SEPA and SWIFT transfers. A 24/7 concierge service aids significant purchases, and smaller amounts can also be bought. USDT, Liquid BTC, and Liquid USDT are also available. Fees are competitive and decrease with larger purchases. An affiliate program offers 25% of referred user trading revenue. If you want to try out Bitcoin Reserve, consider using my referral link to support my work: https://bitcoinreserve.com/r/TEEMUPLEB
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teemupleb 2 years ago
Please don’t fist-pump me if we meet in real life. People shake hands in 2023. The scamdemic has been over for a while. If you insist on bumping your fist, I just can’t take you seriously and subconsciously think you must be a government cuck. Sorry I don’t make the rules and I still love you ❤️
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teemupleb 2 years ago
#[0]​ is a peer-to-peer #Bitcoin trading app that enables users to trade without undergoing Know Your Customer (KYC) verification. The app is intuitive and user-friendly, connecting Bitcoin buyers and sellers, and supporting trades in various European fiat currencies. Peach is directed towards European users and is registered in Switzerland, allowing for KYC-free trades up to 1,000 CHF/day or 100,000 CHF/year. The app stores only hashed personal information to ensure user privacy and utilizes multisig escrow to secure trades. Peach also supports various payment methods, including Amazon gift cards, with cash trades set to be added soon. The app is ideal for new users seeking a non-KYC Bitcoin buying experience. image
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teemupleb 2 years ago
Fountain is a podcasting app that enables users to earn #Bitcoin while listening to podcasts. It allows creators to receive direct payments from their audience and to reward listeners in a #value4value economy. Users can download the app, sync their subscriptions, and listen to a wide library of content. They can earn Bitcoin while listening and use it to reward creators or withdraw it to another Lightning wallet. Fountain offers a clipping feature where users can clip parts of a podcast and earn tips in satoshis. The app has a social discovery feature, a profile page, and a referral program. It is available on iOS and Android, with a desktop version coming soon. image