LateStageHODL

I thought a “wanky watch" was when a brit sits down to watch a little porn!? 😬🤣😬 But in all seriousness,over the past few years I've toned down how much I talk to my friends about Bitcoin. I've realized that the risk is too high for what reward? That they buy Bitcoin? I realized it when someone new moved to the neighborhood and one of my good friends at a cookout said “oh yeah! He has a bunch of Bitcoin"..... First I was like “lower your voice" then very honestly said to him and this new guy “I just heard about it in 2020, I certainly don't have very much" which is completely true. But you never know. That little statement gets mentioned to a few more people and someone raids my house in the middle of the night for 10 BTC which a don't have. They might still threaten my family only to find out I have like 100,000 sats on a hot wallet......... Similarly, I wanna teach my kids about sound money but also have to teach them about privacy too so they don't go telling their random P.E. coach or some kid on the bus who knows where we live that “yeah my dad has a lot of Bitcoin!" (Sorry for the long boost, I sent extra sats) 🤣 https://fountain.fm/episode/f9FNoF0Dd0jDzvcN1WKG nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzp4zhf78qxpp4dmkefu43r4dxk64jxw9ytzgylgh33wqzzk5pyhqysdl4zm

“i can't imagine a time without you”👀 man, this episode started out real gay... Speaking of gay, eBay doesn't keep listings that long. Even if you still had the account it only goes back a few years. aaaaand now we are back to “my trousers got pulled down!" 🤣 Jon, come and visit me and fix my pool heater 🙏 JK but seriously bring back PMM! The whole month one! I can give away some of my broken machines to really deter new plebs from mining! 👀“I really like old head" 👀 “that’s my kink”👀 ...... y’all are fucked! Can't wait for Part Duex 🤣 https://fountain.fm/episode/jXrSQrfMj8TUUQHRLz8L nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzp2kl8j95yxtxzqs8e30h4a3uzrwmra6lzn3wykq55xrec47eh07qnxuls9

😵‍💫I can't believe I forgot to boost again.... Hope y'all had a great thanksgiving! Dick Greaser is married?!? Anyway, I've been listening to Linkin Park lately. I guess Maria Carey is coming up soon.... Keep up the good work bois! https://fountain.fm/episode/RiP3x5nJzFccXgMoC6Kk nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzqhz5l5c2u5cnptw4yre3duun0mxq8wvgf7raevpacu3f9yatfr6v83cfu8

“Everything is part of the retarded mess. Everything is part of everything.” Great episode boys! And the song at the beginning actually gave me some real peace on a stressful day. Keep fighting the good fight against the slop! Also, please pray to Satoshi that the price goes back up.... 🤣 https://fountain.fm/episode/ZuJsE2CVJchl1BgGYMD5 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzqyu4fxzwu58jrqxm34vj6xpuqrvrrypvc53pvswsc5exctxp4q05s47jwm

This reminds me of a story someone once told me about the worst beer he’s ever had... “It was pretty good” He’s always said that if he’s buying then he wants what he wants but if someone else is buying then he’s not picky! FREE SAMURAI https://fountain.fm/episode/NnkrHZRCAhAqKS5vbP9g nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzpd99xedx38h7ayk2snav5tk4cyq8t06au4ltyqv39934vqdkwutvh2gjp4

I appreciate this episode! Oldest daughter is 8 and wanting more and more to watch you tube... She won’t have a phone for a few more years and I’m ready to be the bad guy. But there is some super weird stuff on you tube... Jon’s insight into what the algorithm will show is correct. They used my account for a while and then the shit it suggested to me indicated that they were being suggested some creepy shit. I guess I just need to listen to all my 40 HPW using you tube and then that’ll sway the algorithm to make them listen to bitcoin podcasts. Which should be great for them to listen to y’all brits call each other cunts or whatever 🤣 https://fountain.fm/episode/qZjPriyRTilD7sVNrNt1 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzpvxe0xj8cx0q4yu6kdumxx6wr3sjzcllv0238vxt877znhr6v3ft89l02m

Sending this boost just to talk shit to you fuckers! https://fountain.fm/episode/Y0Xe2gTviLMjJ75Vk22E nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzqyeevssvctv0hsynkfutkqhqcg65j75el082kkqvtmrcjj9xdcq6qqwkav

I listened to this episode before listening to Part 2 from the week before. Y’alls cadence on posting is confusing me but glad to hear you are back on schedule! Keep up the good work gentlemen! I need something other than slop on my knob... https://fountain.fm/episode/rZbPOCyGBMKjs6OgEQXU nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzqrxkcnmcjff2kgmm53v2afkynt6r5eh5p9vq5pq5svws6h5ztfdrtk2p0c

🐴🤖 https://fountain.fm/episode/3yIiK4RcP0fEC0yzH8pC nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzqjf24vq93790yk9n99n6szwqn3ute64rc5rxmwt4hjfmkhqmu4t82zxdm8

Fundamentals is a suitcoiner now?! Lol I also enjoy wearing something that promotes people talking to you. I've found this ridiculous mustache also triggers conversation where someone may not otherwise talk to me. It's like an unspoken icebreaker. https://fountain.fm/episode/wMmzNsRPtn8MJdT1aRrz nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzq9h6t4jtwllkp4w5epz5m9zzjetrhxep67v2deg6xyaxudqxeszr6mu3ry

Another podcast with 3 friends I’ve hugged! My Bitcoin Podcast U.I. continues to improve! Love you Bubba! (and Bugle Boys) My dad lived in a trailer park too when he was younger. Probably why he’s a better man than me! Also after you didn't read my last boost for the ISL I see that it posted without any sats. Those are now sats lost to the ether of bad UX on Fountain.... Hope these make it to your podconf approved custodial lightening wallet! https://fountain.fm/episode/xHp437wBOBLBzlPA1JDI nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzpw8daex4saf0h2p3knq0tx2acumktjkvdd6r4005tg7zl3pkw6atlnt2ff

Creed is top notch pleb slop! I like some pleb slop on occasion. Like Friday beers in the garage blaring Creed or catching up on your #40HPW. Sometimes the Bugle is pleb slop but it knows it is... So it's ironic and it's ok. It's like a cosmic gumbo. It moves to the beat of jazz. https://fountain.fm/episode/UE6aePcv57nwnF8IneG2 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzqehc4f4hfysapypfyl9r3q9vrlpjttvcf5pe86hxufvp7ashmzxkxfl895

I hate that this brain rot has gotten into my Bitcoin Podcasts! Max is taking notes so he can sound cool with his friends in the Shetlands! https://fountain.fm/episode/xv4gn8LF8wPaexKYRSaD nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzprdel04kduy4w52lksy7ahj87qynu99hhdaff5rfrp7gcpamay4l6jdqkw

Keep up the good work my friends! Thank you! https://fountain.fm/episode/BNNmUTLDrXTZF9PrTpAO nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzpf7dft8pn6nkt728xjcqvjamx2c9xavsgnsrscghvvk40zz6twrqpphlyh

How can we film an MTV Cribs type show with Bitcoiner houses without doxxing locations or faces?!?! Can Home Assistant help with that?! I also used to have all these automated lights and quickly realized I didn’t want to deal with it or have it phoning home. For lights automation I’d much easier to install an analog option (motion sensor switch) on the wall to replace the manual switch. Like a bathroom occupancy switch which will turn on the lights for 30 minutes when you walk in... So unless you take a really long shit then the light and fan will turn off after you finish your business and leave. If you get stuck watching videos or doomscrolling then just a simple wave of the hand will turn it back on! I had this happen to me once in college where I was in a stall and the light turned off in the bathroom while I was in there and the sensor couldn’t see me... didn’t turn back on until the next person walked in and was surprised I was shitting in the dark. Or in my shed when I can’t get my fucking miners to work and I’m staring at the computer then the lights turn off so I typically use that as an indicator that I need another beer and walk over to trigger the lights again. (Sorry for the long boost on your hour-long show... I sent extra sats...) https://fountain.fm/episode/r8I8AbFqwJc5f8Y0UvCF nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzq8c2kh002xpushcyzyv839kch0clq23t0ar7vwjljq4q8gu4psr74ue2qf

Missed a boost last week (and apparently the week before) when I was traveling to my sister’s wedding and definitely missed my 40HPW last week. I saw a real person wearing a Zues Wallet shirt. I stopped and pointed and said “hey Zues Wallet” and he just ignored me. My vibes were pretty low after being ignored IRL. I just put my head down, put my headphones back on, and caught up with 80HPW this week! https://fountain.fm/episode/ArfjQnU0EtXVlhgrevfJ nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzq7evc3aqc4k2jyjxj9a3ent6ptdptpdghw2xujdu7mau4p02ewsa8qzyay

You hired him before we met. Did Rod get a raise when I started boosting? Keep up the good work bois! https://fountain.fm/episode/u9IT0vAI2PIKzFT8msZ0 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzqygpag0peee04s4stzqkfyfhx2qehdp2jcakmz95rhf5kf7kqgm5ffgkvh

Banger! Go touch grass and sing karaoke! https://fountain.fm/episode/NbV4GA1G1M1JUY1Anuok nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzq3xac44lf749gxvqmm38gr0mtew47rl59njcmwnv2kjzkq2lnvtmdr08aa

Brits eat SPAM?! Damn y'all are more like us rednecks than I thought! I've always referred to SPAM as “stuff posing as meat" but it's good if cooked correctly in some fried rice. Or Spam Masubi which is like sushi but with spam. I guess Hawaii is halfway between Southeast Asia and the rednecks in the Southern United States so it's a nice mix! Thanks for your explanation of the Knots vs.Core debate. I appreciate y'all as always! https://fountain.fm/episode/JmzQT1BFp8N1wLSPnnCF nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzpxpddvnrgpr8v73qg9wc4g3hm0c0n9h8qljnld39fqxjkn572v07vq3gdk

Noted: “Bitcoin Podcaster” it shall remain! I will default to our fearless generals - our podcasters. I really enjoyed listening to this episode of three Bitcoin Podcasters with completely real voices - true pioneers with the best voices in Bitcoin Podcasting. I think I owe you a response to a recent message, Dick, I’ll hopefully be able to get back to you soon! https://fountain.fm/episode/ykMsNs7BlxXYnhBTJzmd nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzp267qme58nsgevctqwjaklkcq62vnacekajhf0cfuy9lttxzyy64qjkwqm