#Bitcoin Haiku - 'Earthquake'
Bitcoin, a beautiful,
Slow Motion earthquake, transforms
Slowly, and then BOOM!



Gary Gensler - Emperor Palpatine
Elizabeth Warren - Darth Maul
Larry Fink - Darth Vader
Donald Trump - Jar Jar Binks
Michael Saylor - Yoda (or Dumbledore, or Gandalf)
Janet Yellen - minion

Darth Maul?


If she were to make a living out of killing her classmates, it'd be called "the Carrie trade."
If she were to make a living out of killing her classmates, it'd be called "the Carrie trade."