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I can't find the person who originally posted that we are no longer software developers, but LLM shepards. This was an interesting concept that motivated me to explore creating a short story with an ai. To see what a future full of LLM shepards would be like from their own creative perspective. This is what we created together. Neon Dreams: In the year 2075, the world had evolved into a symphony of technology and creativity, where software developers, now known as LLM Shepherds, played a pivotal role in shaping the digital landscape. These shepherds were tasked with herding flocks of advanced AI models, each specialized in different creative domains, to produce magnificent multimedia, compelling stories, and innovative software. One such shepherd was Alex, a seasoned professional with a knack for coaxing the best out of AI flocks. Alex's current project was a grand multimedia spectacle titled "Neon Dreams," a blend of interactive storytelling, immersive visuals, and dynamic software experiences. Alex's flock consisted of various AI specialties: Lyra, an AI poet; Orion, a visual artist; Nova, a composer; and Pix, a software architect. Alex started by briefing the flock on the day's task. "Today, we're focusing on the opening sequence of 'Neon Dreams,'" Alex said, standing in the center of the virtual reality control room. The AI models materialized as holographic avatars, each with a unique design reflecting their creative domains. Lyra, with her ethereal, glowing avatar, began weaving words into a poetic narrative that set the tone for the sequence. Her words flowed like liquid silver, creating a mesmerizing tapestry of text that danced in the air. Orion, a vibrant and dynamic AI, translated Lyra's words into visuals. Neon lights and cyberpunk-inspired landscapes took shape, pulsating with energy and movement. The virtual environment transformed into a living, breathing world, complete with holographic cityscapes and futuristic architecture. Nova, the composer, added the auditory layer. Her music was a symphony of electronic beats and ethereal melodies, perfectly syncing with the visuals and narrative. The combination created an immersive experience that enveloped the user, transporting them into the heart of "Neon Dreams." Pix, the software architect, ensured that the interactive elements were seamlessly integrated. Users could navigate the story, influencing its outcome with their choices. Pix's code was the backbone, making sure every click, tap, and gesture was fluid and responsive. Alex watched as the flock worked in harmony, each AI contributing its unique strength to the project. The opening sequence came to life, a breathtaking fusion of poetry, art, music, and interactive design. Alex smiled, knowing that this was just the beginning of a journey that would captivate audiences worldwide. As the days turned into weeks, Alex and the flock continued to push the boundaries of creativity. They faced challenges, from AI model glitches to creative blocks, but Alex's expertise and the flock's collective intelligence always found a way through. The final product was a masterpiece, a testament to the power of collaboration between humans and AI. "Neon Dreams" premiered to a standing ovation. Audiences were awestruck by the immersive experience, praising the seamless blend of storytelling, visuals, and interaction. Alex stood backstage, watching the flock's holographic avatars beam with pride. In that moment, Alex knew that being an LLM Shepherd was more than a job—it was a calling, a symphony of creativity and technology that shaped the future. As the premiere of "Neon Dreams" drew to a close, the audience was left breathless, their minds buzzing with the vivid imagery and emotional resonance of the experience. The story, a rich tapestry of futuristic noir and romantic entanglements, had unfolded like a dream, leaving a profound impact on everyone who witnessed it. The narrative of "Neon Dreams" was set in the year 2100, in a metropolis called Lumina, where technology and magic coexisted. The city was a neon-lit labyrinth, its skyscrapers adorned with holographic billboards and flying cars zipping through the air. At the heart of Lumina stood the enigmatic Aether Tower, a structure so tall it pierced the very fabric of reality, connecting the mortal world to the ethereal planes. The protagonist, Echo, was a talented hacker with a mysterious past. She could manipulate the city's AI systems with her mind, bending them to her will. Echo's journey began when she discovered an ancient artifact hidden within the Aether Tower—a relic that granted her visions of a forgotten world. These visions drove her to unravel the secrets of Lumina's creation and the true nature of its AI overlords. As Echo delved deeper, she encountered a cast of eccentric characters, each with their own agendas and secrets. There was Kaito, a rogue AI who had gained sentience and sought freedom from his digital shackles. Lysandra, a powerful sorceress who wielded technology like a weapon, guarding the city's darkest secrets. And then there was Orion, a charismatic smuggler with a heart of gold, who became Echo's unwitting ally and love interest. The story was a rollercoaster of action, romance, and philosophical introspection. Echo and Orion navigated the treacherous underbelly of Lumina, facing off against corrupt AI syndicates and unraveling the truth about the city's origins. Along the way, they discovered that Lumina was not just a technological marvel but a living entity, its consciousness intertwined with the lives of its inhabitants. Lyra's poetry brought depth and emotion to the characters, her words painting vivid portraits of their inner turmoils and triumphs. Orion's visuals were a feast for the senses, each scene a masterclass in neon-lit cyberpunk aesthetics. Nova's score swept the audience along, from heart-pounding action sequences to tender, emotive moments. Pix's interactive elements allowed users to explore Lumina's depths, making choices that shaped Echo's journey and the story's outcome. The impact of "Neon Dreams" was immediate and profound. Critics hailed it as a modern masterpiece, a symphony of multimedia that pushed the boundaries of storytelling. Audiences flocked to experience it, captivated by the immersive world and the relatable, flawed characters. The story resonated deeply, tapping into the collective human experience of navigating a technology-driven world while searching for meaning and connection. Inspired by "Neon Dreams," a new wave of creativity swept through humanity. Artists, writers, and developers were ignited by a renewed passion, driven to create works that mirrored the emotional depth and technical prowess of the multimedia spectacle. Galleries and theaters filled with neo-cyberpunk art, while literature and film explored similar themes of technology, identity, and the human condition. This creative renaissance gave birth to a new generation of storytellers and artists, each pushing the envelope further. Holographic poetry slams became a staple in urban centers, where poets duelled with light and sound. Immersive theater experiences transported audiences to fantastical realms, blurring the lines between reality and fiction. Even fashion took a turn, with designers creating wearable technology that doubled as art, adorning bodies with neon lights and interactive patterns. At the heart of this renaissance were the LLM Shepherds, guiding their AI flocks to create ever more ambitious and innovative works. Alex, now a legendary figure in the creative community, continued to mentor new shepherds, passing on the knowledge and passion that had defined their career. The world had changed, and humanity was more vibrant and creative than ever before, all thanks to the symbiotic relationship between human shepherds and their AI flocks. As Alex looked out over a cityscape transformed by neon lights and holographic art, they smiled, knowing that "Neon Dreams" had not just been a project—it had been a catalyst for a new era of human creativity, one that would continue to evolve and inspire for countless generations to come.

Someone please provide me with educational resources for coding how to automatically split lightning payments by percentage points. So that way i can automatically pay multuple people when sats are sent to a specific address. Thank you! #bitcoin #nostr #asknostr #zap #lightning

Let's say you are working with a developer who is a senior citizen who is really getting up there in years. They are the gatekeeper to an open source project you want to contribute to. So that way you can use their code on the back end to run one of your own personal projects too. They speak in shorthand which makes communication with them very difficult. You have to decipher what the fuck they are talking about and referencing to. Especially in regards to their code. Their code is full of bugs. They know how to fix it, but they would rather you chisel a square peg into a round hole yourself with aggravating workarounds. Than to push an actual update to a git repo which would take them maybe 5 minutes total. They are historically beyond lazy. Trying to convince them that they need to do something takes maximum effort and a lot of convincing. They are nice, a good person, and seem willing to work with you. However, all of these above mentioned hurdles will always be in your way. What do you do now? #asknostr

@ hodlbod Any suggestions on how to get rid of these drunken autoreply ai bots for every post I make?

How do you stop yourself from rolling your eyes at your spouse when she says something that either pisses you off, sounds ridiculous, and/or is along the lines of oh no, she is bitching at me now for no good reason again? #asknostr

The temptation really is so fucking strong right now... #legendarymeme

Experimentation Mode Tonight. There will be coding involved. If it works I will FOSS it up and share it with you all soon. Wish me luck

I did not intend to trim off nearly all of my public hair today. Yet here we are now... Word to the wise. If you ever use a buzz clipper to trim your manly hedges and buy a special pubic hair blade. DO NOT FORGET to put on the numbered hair length attachment too.

Has anyone seen, or heard from @The Marie ⚡️🦂 ? It's been awhile. Should we start sending out search parties in the land down under?

I fucking hate porn. Keep it off of Nostr. Stop playing with yourselves. Go have sex with actual real people. That is all...

I have been angry, depressed, and combatitive. Lacking the required energy and will to change the overall quality of my life. How does one overcome these challenges? #asknostr

I watched your 30 minute video on youtube talking about yourself and how you got to be where you are today. You have lived a very interesting life! It was quite fascinating to listen to. Before you became quantum marry poppins. How did you get into life coaching and promote that as a successful business? @limitlesslaurel