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TheLegendaryMan
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CREATOR OF LEGENDARY MEMES, SHITPOSTS, & WISDOM.
What is the daily profitability for a bitaxe? #bitcoin #asknostr
image Mother fucking shit balls cock twat son of a bitch... #legendarymeme
image Kind of feeling like this might be a good idea for me to do today...
image I wish they would all just get along and work together to improve Nostr adoption rates. We all know that is probably never going to happen though... #legendarymeme
image I just had a weird ass dream. I dreamt that @Noshole worked at a local weed dispensary. I saw her in the car next to me at the stop light and recognized her as the dispensary worker. So i gave her 60 bucks and asked if she could hook me up with the best weed they had to offer. A couple days went by and i was driving past the dispensary. Noticed that she was working her second job at this mexican fast food joint. So i stopped inside and asked her for the weed she owed me. Noshole said no problem and told me to meet her outside. She then handed me two family size portions of grilled chicken with molle sauce. Told me that she asked the chef to infuse it with the weed for me. Since somehow she knew i did not smoke anymore. I was highly skeptical. Asked her are you sure there isnt any flower left? She told me they had to use it all to make the dish. So i left bewildered. I was thinking shit i just got ripped off how the fuck am i going to have any weed this week. Then i had a nice big portion of one of the meals. Got high as ever living fuck. So that made me happy that Noshole did not ripped me off and the food was dank as fuck. I then drove over to my new job at the concrete factory. Where the staff was the type that loved to horse around way much and cause mayhem. That they decided to hire an athletic coach to try to keep us in line and motivated so that way we would actually get to work. Since our coach never really did his job, or show up at the factory very often. We were all horsing around in the breakroom and accidentally destroyed everything. Then the rent a cop that was assigned to our factory came and escorted some of the injured workers to the emergency care facility that we had on premisis. After the coach finally showed up and saw what we did. He had a change of heart. So he started training us like we were all going to compete in the olympics. Where we started running a marathon through the local shopping plaza. Everyone was running normally, but i was running faster than everyone. The only difference is that i was doing so on my two hands only. I ran around the shopping plaza. Through the applebees restaurant while people were eating. Then won the race. Please someone for the love of fuck explain to me what the fuck did I just dream last night? #asknostr #wtf
image After fighting with this cruel tag team all day in the ring. We will see how this all pans out tomorrow. It's in God's hands now... #legendarymeme
I just want my muted people list to stay muted. Why is this so much to ask?
After dealing with serious web development tasks today for a project after being out of the game for 2 years. I remember why I stopped doing this all together. The stress and bullshit with the Wordpress platform has reached such monumental levels. I am very close to saying fuck having my own ecommerce store. Things used to be simpler several years ago. I could get a store up and running in under an hour. Now shit is overcomplicating things to try and grift me out of more money by nickle and diming me for features. While demanding that I integrate with multiple platforms just to run a single woocommerce store?!? The coffee jitters required to get me through this level of bullshit is making me feel like it is not worth it. I am about to go static main website. Then just use external 3rd party service providers for ecommerce integration. I am getting just a wee bit pissed the fuck off. #legendarymeme image