Satoshi Fun

Bitcoin is the fresh water most people overlook because the planet is full of oceans

What is the easiest way to split a lightning payment to multiple wallets for cases like automatic affiliate payments. Can I structure the invoice in a way that the client pays to two wallets directly or should I get all the sats first and then redirect a portion to another wallet?

Haven't been here in a while, is it me or this place feels more alive and vibrant than a couple of months ago?

Crypto StockFuckingPile, I am dying laughing. What kind of shit is this 🤣

What happened to GBTC? How many coins do they have left

I don't care if Donald Trump announces a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The real adoption will start once it is reported that Nancy Pelocy bought a shit ton of $IBIT

The Strategic Bitcoin Reserve will happen, and when the US is done stacking, there will be a QE so massive that it will force the global adoption.

Do you think striking down the net neutrality rules is a good thing or is it the latest blow to the free and open internet?

When do you think will be the last time an individual becomes a whole coiner? 2030, 2040, 2050?

Do you feel like something is fishy when big money predicts bitcoin is going to the moon? It's been almost a year with big names endorsing it and there's always something at the back of my mind telling me to stay humble. Should I just be thankful I made the right investment or should I prepare for a battle?

I always have mixed feelings when some Mr. Famous/Wealthy endorses Bitcoin (especially a banker weasel) or say it is going to hit $XXXK soon. I know it is inevitable but I also feel these fucktards are up to something!

I think using "have fun staying poor" (HFSP) in an argument is a disservice. It suggests that if you don't adopt Bitcoin, you will miss your chance at becoming rich. While this may be true to some extent, it isn't what the actual goal of this inevitable financial revolution is – becoming free and independent. This will especially be the case for the late majority of adopters, who will have little to no immediate financial benefit from adopting Bitcoin. If anything, I believe "have fun self-censoring" (HFSC) is a more accurate way of highlighting the main issue in times of rapidly growing surveillance states with an authoritarian agenda that worsens by the day.

BREAKING: Satoshi Nakamoto's identity has been revealed. He urges people not to be paranoid anarchist and give their keys to the institutions because the second bailout for the banks didn't happen.

The only thing you need is facebook, you filthy paranoid anarchists...

They got Saylor by the balls! GM.

If countries were run like businesses, they would be paying dividents to citizens, not collecting taxes like subscriptions. And if I am a subscriber rather than owner, who collects the dividends on the other side? This is especially important for countries running surpluses.

On the scale of 1 - Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself and 10 - Shape-shifing lizzards control the planet How much of a conspiracy theorist are you?

I am flattered

Thierry Breton getting fired made my week!

When I see headlines like this one, I always think these people are trying to appeal to the future generations who will look back in retrospect to figure out what happened and try to gain their trust and therefore control them once again. Currently everyone knows that these people are all part of the club and helped creating this mess, but imagine if a major depression hits, how warnings like this would read to the people who didn't have direct experience. "Woow, JP Morgan's CEO warned them but they didn't listen..."