When I catch you picking your nose in the pool.... boy I swear to god.. Put this on my life you ain't gonna do that! Aaaargh!

Ummm ... Yo soy El diablo Ahh Soy un ángel Vemos quien gana... No. vendré al lado oscuro. *tents fingers* excelente JAJAJA

Are YOU really the bad influence if you're the baby of the group?

Are YOU really the childish one when people that are older than you are doing the same shit? 🤔

Actually Lmmfao Yeah I guess

Simple psychology You try to make me feel bad and it doesn't work I tell you this to make sure you're aware and that it may backfire You adjust your attack method and try to make me feel sympathy for you Try to gain trust The problem is... it's cliché af... you a basic bitch.

When she can't manipulate you, she gets verbally abusive. There's a reason girls don't like pick me girls.

Lulz

When people start randomly asking you permission to do things in their own space.. from going to the bathroom to grabbing something out of the fridge to smoking.... whatever.... And you keep saying it's your house, your space, your territory... whatever... you make it known you know you're the guest and you don't care, just do you.... yet it keeps happening with everyone and you know you've done nothing to make this happen.... Wtf is going on here? 🧐 Seriously... I don't understand.

According to muh fren I'm a lot of things but stupid isn't one of them 😍🥹 Thanks for noticing... but now that you know muh deep dark sekret... I must end you.

Rope guys into a conversation about male G spots Well it's kinda in your ass One guy: well the female g spot is right above the clit My brothers... hold up. Let me lay some knowledge on you. No wonder you Mexican with no kids. I thought something was off. 😏 Everyone like oooooooohhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Psyop people into a 20 min conversation about eating ass You're welcome 😏😏😏

Friend: why do my neighbors love you more than me? ... umm because I'm amazing. Duh.