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Don't take life so srsly
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IT 1 year ago
The Spanish people posted up on the porch around the corner fittin to make me speak spanish..... ummm... but the dialect is mexican... oh no... just correct me and I'll try to keep up with the changes. ^_^
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IT 1 year ago
How we look when we make fun of you image
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IT 1 year ago
This is about me and my besties beasties
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IT 1 year ago
Say no to being a pick me tiktok brain Yes this one IS about you
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IT 1 year ago
When your tarot reading is a bad influence on you image
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IT 1 year ago
Tell someone something is going to take about an hour and a half 20 minutes later they get in my face bitching Hold on... here's what's going to happen. I'm going to take a deep breath. I'm going to nod. I'm going to bypass the obvious move here. You just wasted 5 minutes of my life yelling at a very inconvenient time. So I'm going to take 10 minutes longer than the previously quoted time. I'm not sure why it took your brain ~ 20 minutes to process after the fact. But now you have an extra 10 minutes to think about it. Please step out of my face or I'll just double it. K thnx bye.
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IT 1 year ago
Friend blurts out her mom is getting a biopsy.... Oh... I see you need to talk.. well tell me more... It's in her lymph nodes but she's gonna be alright. ..... oh I see... *looks at liver* Forgive me in advance.
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IT 1 year ago
Friends: don't worry we got you... here. *hands over vodka* Me: bitch it's not even noon! We have to function and shit... *insert accent* Today, we are russian. 🙏 Dear lordt... halp.
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IT 1 year ago
The future is now image
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