Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose
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*No problem, there’s a device, an app or a pill for that.
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Me. Also me. 
A Happy Thanksgiving to my American frens! 🦃
It was a “take your wife to work day”, but the only difference is that I have no skis on.
At least the view was nice. 😊
Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry?
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My former neighbour gave me out of season strawberries for dogsitting his precious, so sis-in-law and I made strawberry pie 🥧 🙂
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Winter has officially arrived. I wish I were out there scribbling on snow. This doesn’t mean it’s over, just a bit delayed.
I bet there are commie influencers you’d gladly pay to actually send to a communist country for Christmas.
Hehehe (en français)
Next time someone asks me what my sign is, I’m going to say “stop sign”
Kthxbye
The herder has a natural winter camo
Some of you.. 😏
A 🐼 kind of day 🙂
Husband's military bestie stopped by to visit. He said it's so expensive for him to visit but he does see where the money is going.
He mentioned a lot of things he noticed that Switzerland is good at like the water, train, the environment but the one thing that stuck to me was, "look, even the fucking cows look government-funded".
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Everyone knows someone who "polls".
This is the person who wastes your time and still asks for your opinion on a decision they're about to make when you very well know they've already on decided what to do.