I bet you didn't know you can hand feed tits.

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I may have graduated from being an absolute menace and troublemaker as a child, it doesn’t mean I’m not capable of it anymore. I’m still that same kid, just self controlled.

I was <10 years old when I got kicked out of an art museum in Edinburgh because I touched not one, but two paintings. 😈 I remember they were hyper realistic paintings with dew drops that looked so real. Didn't ruin them though.

The individuals or groups, especially Westerners who summit Everest get a lot of attention and accolade for making it up there once. It's a big deal, sure. But rarely do people ever give credit or talk about the Sherpas who have summited more than once. Kami Rita, a Nepali Sherpa has been up there 31 times. 31! He breaks his record every year and has been climbing since 1994. What a fucking legend.

Winter kick-off celebration in the next town began with a street rail jam

Winter is definitely here and the urge to go skiing is high. But I’m ok with taking it easy for now and for very good reason.

I also make skis. 😏 Just kidding, I don't. They are handmade in country though.

Revenge of the orcas or maybe just playing a game with people. “ Many researchers see signs of learned, group-level behavior focused on rudders, with roles that look coordinated. It’s likely cultural learning rather than aggression for its own sake. ” https://www.reteuro.co.uk/21-165258-north-atlantic-alert-as-orcas/

The day after is always so 💯

I learned a new PC term that I'm not going to use Neurodivergent

I don’t use FaceID but a friend told me that whilst she was having an ugly cry, she had to stop crying to unlock her phone. That made her laugh and stopped crying entirely about her break up.

“ French fries aren’t cooked in France. They’re cooked in Greece. “

My husband has an identical twin. His twin nephews tripped out when they first noticed their dad also has a double. I wonder what our kid will say when he notices and how he’s going to tell them apart. 🤭

All of nostr turns into a woman on their period when it dips. Not me. I’m pregnant.