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AK πŸ‘ΈπŸ»
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nobody β€’ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­ β€’ engineer β€’ keen observer of dumpster fires β€’ privacy is πŸ‘‘
Have you ever watched two World Series games in one night?? Well it just fucking happened.
Baseball AK πŸ‘ΈπŸ» decided to make an appearance this morning. Wild, innit?
I hate that they walk Shohei. They’re robbing the guy of his greatness. Blue Jays be like nun-uh bro, you’re not doing 3 homers a game anymore, nope! Besides, Shohei only does 3 or more homers when he’s pitching so..
You know the Dodger bullpen is running dry when they bring out a soon retiree hall of famer pitcher back out in the mound one more time.
My brother and the baby sure picked the right game for us to watch. 3 extra innings in, I’m tired already. LFG! Win it!
The idea, Ashley Montagu said, is to die young as late as possible. And I agree.
Like cars, babies have that new baby smell. My niece smells of clean mild soap, warm laundry, bread dough, and milk.
It’s 0145, my brother called whispering. I’m also whispering, β€œwhat’s wrong?” He said his little girl wakes up and cries if he puts her in the crib. Then asks, β€œwant to come over and watch baseball, you can carry her” Bro, I’m on my way!
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