I'm too hung over to come up with a buzzbot post today so let's do this: shill me the greatest #nostr post of all time, repost it in the comments, and I will buzzbot the top one when this one expires @buzzbot discuss 10000

@poststr Karl Marx was a faggot

@poststr bacon, boobs, and Bitcoin

Your state tells you to pay unrealized capital gains - what do you do: 1. Bend over and take it up the ass 2. Go somewhere that doesn't do that 3. Band together with the people behind your shields of encryption and 3D printed guns and revolt 4. Other, write it in the comments @buzzbot 10000

I lost all of my Bitcoin in a tragic accident involving a 20 ft alligator

Signal is essential, but noise adds character

Sorry influencers The @buzzbot revolution is here

If taxing unrealized capital gains doesn't start a revolt I don't know what will at this point

I used to doomscroll twatter stalking Happy's profile and fantasize about driving a putter through his collar bone Now I shitpost about bitcoins on #nostr, while hovering, legs crossed, totally zenned out with amethyst in my hands I'm basically Buddha now and it's all thanks to #bitcoin