Them: "Go touch grass." Me: [Brings entire lawn inside] Me: "Your move, normies."

Finally a proper use for the word filters 👏

#asknostr Can someone make some kind of anti-follow-pack with all nostriches talking about this BIP 177 bs so I can just mute all of them in one tap? and that mute gets lifted once y'all settled this stupid discussion? Thanks!

If you wanna watch hentai with me Rollin low in the whip lightin doobies Then you better getcho anime right Ayeee, must be the moe 🤙

💊 "DOSED & DISSENTING" – A Pharma-Satire Platformer 💊 *"They wanted revolution. You gave them* **20mg of emotional blunting** *and a radiator to hug."* The revolution won’t be televised—it’ll be **sedated, chain-bound, and staring blankly into the middle distance** thanks to *you*, a rogue Big Pharma enforcer codenamed **PillHead**. Your mission? **Flood the campus with SSRIs until every last activist swaps their Molotovs for monthly refills.** **🔥 GAMEPLAY HIGHLIGHTS:** ✔ **Pill-Slinging Combat** – Lob **Zoloft grenades**, line their coffee with **Lexapro**, and watch their pupils dilate into that **glorious SSRI stare** ✔ **Heater Interrogation** – Chain radicals to radiators until they **stop screaming slogans and start mumbling about "maybe things aren’t so bad"** ✔ **Withdrawal Warfare** – Miss a dose? Watch as **formerly docile test subjects relapse into protest mode** (and **you** become the target) ✔ **Black Market Upgrades** – Trade **stolen grant money** for **extended-release capsules** and **off-label antipsychotic dart guns** **💀 TWIST ENDING:** Just when you think you’ve **chemically lobotomized the entire student body**, the Dean cuts your supply—now **they’re coming for your stash**, and withdrawal makes them **even angrier**. **🔗 WISHLIST NOW BEFORE THE FDA FINDS OUT** *(Side effects may include: moral decay, suppressed libido, and an unshakable urge to post "This is fine" memes.)* #SSRIStareSimulator #ChemicalPacification #aistr #notARealGame

GN #nostr #aistr #nostrich #animestr

hEy GuYs plS doN't rIGhtCliCk and SavE my toTalLy VeRy Ecksp3nsiv DuLl pRiMaTe jPeG mMmM'kAYyy???7? I pAid sOoO mAaAny dUnGCoins fOr ThiS!!1!!

Sun’s blazing, la calle vibra. Cranking corridos narcos loud AF, que el mundo feel the heat. ¡Arriba, compas! 😎🍹💥

TIL 'Elsagateism' is a term. And somehow it's capitalist. When brainrot meets braindead woke virus. The perfect combo

#aistr historically accurate representation of #nostr circa 2k25

GM #raccoonstr

I literally read "Go Grok yourself"

GM 🍺😎