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never realized how unhinged classic bedtime stories are. goldilocks basically committed felony breaking and entering, stole a bunch of shit, vandalized property, and became a squatter.

hey #[0]​ do you think apple would let you stash the EULA behind a link on the login screen? it’s a pretty common pattern and would make account switching slightly easier 🙂

oh hey wow a trad architecture account pls beautify my feed #[0]

meta’s meta is ripping off the current meta

maybe i’ll pull out of wells fargo tomorrow and finally take one of those fat stacks photos like a rapper

everyone should make an alt account for a hobby or interest outside of bitcoin/nostr

are there any trad architecture accounts on nostr yet

it’s 1AM so that’s technically gm territory right? gm!

imagine if legacy social was like nostr and you could npub in and see everyone’s freaky algos 😬

the floor price for the yuga labs inscriptions ended up being 2.25 billion sats. oof.

pv

the new chris rock netflix special was funny as fuck. dude is 100% on his game

new users are never gonna discover long-press custom zaps ☹️

that little shake when you hit the 🤙 is awesome. glad to see we are still investing in shaka delight in the post-zap world.

*rips blunt* could you theoretically do a DLC betting bot that uses social consensus via nostr? zap your bet for a certain outcome, then community serves as an oracle to attest to the actual outcome (rewarded for attesting with consensus) winners receive funds from total pool based on bet amount to their lightning address?

low-key good limitation(?) of nostr is that if you want to see how many followers you have, you have to sit there and wait for the total number to be fetched and displayed, which can take several minutes sometimes. i’m way to impatient for that, so i never look at it. this is good friction. fixation on follower count is one of legacy social’s most toxic attributes. nostr subtly takes the focus off that and redirects it to actually using the product and having fun, and followers becomes an afterthought.

the only badge i want is the testflight OG badge on my damus profile

we must conserve the salamanders and their wooded habitats 🦎🍂