Random Saturday w/ Buckcherry and Skid Row Thx Beni love you xoxo 😎🤙 https://image.nostr.build/1ecc153948b6380d769631c6d9dbc86240d9e2c1ccfcd3b33c67e489d661d472.jpgom

Zapathoners never die ⚡💀🤙

So my friend is shopping for black market testosterone supplements and yeah he's a wussy weirdo but where do yall purchase said products anyway? Asking for a friend.

If you can't imagine my voice, just think @RyanReynolds sarcasm/timing/tone/delivery and then remember that he stole that shit from me way long ago. Fuck you Ryan Reynolds and your evil twin brother too! Lol jk bro can you still get me into the LA Chinese Theatre next week? Your agent won't return my calls but was hoping @Deadpool was a #nostr freak haha

Today's #nostr #amethyst #note is brought to you by the letters F and U. Carry on. 🫡

V4V = Zaps "All life has value" - most sane people 🧐🤔🫣 Whatever... My mom always told me that I have value. But then after, my dad always said, "Only till the gov't benefits expire!, Oh yeah, happy birthday, Dukey boy." then he would use my prepuscent sad excuse for a crew cut as an ashtray before cracking another warm beer. Ahh, memories...

HEY YOU GUYYYYSSSSSSS!!! Little known fact: #Nostriches, (much like #GOONIES), never die. Act accordingly. #stayhumble #stacksats #staysolvent

Hey, you! Ya you! Lookin for some wet work, soldier? Good, go wash the trucks, punk. 🧼🫧🛻

Please teach me the ways #nostr #plebs

If you don't know of comedian Adam Ray, then surely you know of Dr. Phil... Well, ladies and gents, this is the best of both worlds. Enjoy. I like these cause it's a little better than just "something to have in the background" but overall A+ comedic work and this episode has particularly great special guests. 😎🤙

Yo follow my new BFF @Bitty 😎🤙