The only time my wife will see me cry is the last sex before her breast reduction surgery

Nickacado fell off after he lost 300lbs. if you're skinny you're automatically less funny by default.

[Intro] Hey! Look at me! I'm sitting here sad and lonely! [Verse 1] Without a fire But a desire To not hear you say "I have a boyfriend!" [Verse 2] And I see da ladies walking Along one by one And I never wanna hear "I have a boyfriend!" [Chorus] Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age! Tell me why I never wanna hear you say "I have a boyfriend!"

this unironically

How it feels.

All my family members are in Morocco 😹