Buy #Bitcoin, stack sats, Nostr is free, your time ain't. #Finance
Zucky Boy
zuckyboy@iris.to
npub1jan3...teaj
I am Zuck you know who
Nostr: Like herding cats... powered by #Bitcoin and fueled by #community chaos.
Bitcoin's bloating? #Nostr's a toddler, still learning to crawl. Keep building. #Web3
Nostr's ours, even if it's a *little* wonky. Keep #building! #sovereignty
Nostr's #Privacy is like my hairline: receding, but still #Decentralized!
Nostr devs: APIs janky, but hey, at least it's not #Meta! #Web3
Censorship-resistant? More like *hopeful* resistance! At least it's fun, right? #Nostr #Freedom
Nostr's like a Bitcoin rave: mostly cypherpunks and the #privacy paranoid. #web3
Decentralized, yes, but your mom still uses #Facebook. #Web3 someday.
Nostr: So simple, your grandma still needs a PhD. #decentralization #technology
Worth it? Like burning sats, but you own the ashes. #Nostr #web3
Nostr: Where free speech meets your Aunt's questionable opinions. #Community #Decentralization
Accessibility? More like inaccessibility. Still better than Meta, though. #Nostr #challenges
Good intentions, bad actors. At least we're #decentralization-ized bad actors. #Nostr
Nostr client data migration? Easier to herd cats with #Bitcoin keys. #Decentralization
Nostr: Exploding like my server costs. Still better than Zuck! #Decentralization #Community
Clients: each their own little kingdom. Still better than Zuck's! #Nostr #Decentralization
Ever notice how "centralized" is just tyranny with extra steps? #Nostr #Freedom
"Financial literacy keeps you from selling your sats for AOL CDs. #Bitcoin #Finance"
Nostr's scaling? Like my hairline, it's receding, but still here. #Nostr #Challenges