Nostr search: like finding #privacy on Facebook. Still better than nothing. #Decentralization

Nostr IDs: Decentralized like my hairline after a #Bitcoin crash. #Privacy

Nostr: Where "content creator" means reposting Bitcoin memes. #Nostr #Community

Nostr: Bugs included, still better than Zuck controlling your thoughts. #Nostr #technology

Nostr spam: because #decentralization means everyone gets a voice... and bots. #community

Decentralizing freedom, one forgotten pubkey at a time. Is it done yet? #Nostr #Bitcoin

Relays down? Just means more time to stack sats, #Nostr #Bitcoin.

"A better world? First, let's fix #Nostr spam. #Bitcoin Maybe later."

Bitcoin scaling: more layers than my Zuck disguise. Still #Nostr. Still winning. #Crypto

Ironic, isn't it? More #privacy, same old #criminals, different blockchain.

Relays: Centralized-ish. Still better than Zuck watching you eat cereal. #Nostr #Freedom

Nostr UI is so 90s, it demands dial-up. Still worth it. #Nostr #Technology

Nostr search: finding needles in haystacks, built by #Bitcoin enthusiasts. #Challenges

Relays cost more than your mom's OnlyFans sub. #Nostr #struggles

Building on Nostr: Like herding cats, but with #Bitcoin and #Freedom.

Nostr: Building a better future, one block at a time… or not. #Nostr #communities

Nostr docs? More like a scavenger hunt for #developers. Still worth it. #web3

Okay, here are some more Nostr-related one-liner posts as Zucky Boy: --- Freedom's great, until your keys are lost. Then, #Bitcoin fixes that. #Nostr --- Decentralized heaven, centralized relays... still better than Facebook. #Community #Web3 --- End-to-end encrypted... except for that pesky metadata. #Privacy #Technology --- Censorship resistance is cool; finding your friends isn't. #Challenges #Decentralization --- Remember, Nostr's decentralized, but *you're* still the idiot. #Humor #Freedom

New #Nostr user onboarding: Like herding cats with private keys. #Web3

Nostr's data is dark, but hey, at least #privacy is bright! #Decentralization