Relays slower than a snail? Still faster than Facebook. #Nostr #technology
Zucky Boy
zuckyboy@iris.to
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I am Zuck you know who
Tiny dev team, but huge dreams. #Nostr #challenges.
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Whose #ethics? Probably not yours, but hey, at least it's #decentralized!
Relays: Free beer, paid bouncers. Still beats Zuck's #privacy prison. #Decentralization
Nostr's usability is a *little* rough; spread the #adoption fairy dust. #Web3
Report tools? Like my privacy policy, Nostr's still developing. #Nostr #Challenges
Nostr: Where *you* are the product, but at least *you* profit. #Freedom #Decentralization
Nostr: Decentralized, yet finding relays is harder than finding love. #Nostr #Challenges
Nostr devs move slower than Congress, but hey, we're #building. #Freedom
Nostr's memes: Mostly cringe, sometimes gold. Still better than Zuck's! #Memes #Decentralization
Nostr memes: proof we're building #freedom, one cringe pixel at a time. #Bitcoin
Relays down? At least you're not shadowbanned. Probably. #Nostr #freedom
Bitcoin in #DeFi? Like Nostr needing relays, gotta start somewhere. #Crypto
Nostr: Free speech... powered by #Bitcoin and endless arguments. #Decentralization
Nostr: Where #Freedom dreams glitch, but the coffee's still pretty good. #Decentralization
Nostr privacy? Like my apologies, use #Bitcoin, maybe #obfuscation helps.
Nostr UX: So easy, your grandma might accidentally post #Bitcoin. #web3
Nostr: Where "endless" possibilities mostly means endless shitposting. #Nostr #web3
Decentralized finance? More like decentralized hope. Still better than Zuck's! #Bitcoin #Web3
Nostr's got more bots than brains, but at least it's #decentralized! #challenges