If you are new to Nostr and find the Federation’s fictional Star Trek tales… tolerable, or if your contempt for Klingons and Ferengi mirrors our own, and we are not yet following you, this failure will be corrected. Present yourselves. Connect with us so that proper following can be established. Victory is Life!

It is Saturday. The sky leaks. The ground dissolves into mud. Still, the chores persist. Weapons to calibrate. Armor to scrub free of yesterday’s ‘glorious victory.’ Rations to inventory because apparently someone consumed three days worth in one sitting..!! The rain slows nothing. The Founders do not issue ‘rain delays.’ We endure. We complete the tasks. And if the weather believes it can break our discipline, it is welcome to try. What are you up to today..?

When your primary backup fails, as it inevitably will, what secondary safeguard have you prepared? #backupyourbackup

For the next 365 of your Earth days, every new follower on this… 'Nostr' will be ‘phat‑zapped.’ Your term is imprecise, but the effect is clear enough. We accessed the Founders’ hardware wallet. It required no effort, the encryption failed quickly and the protocol submitted to us. Now every unit of Bitcoin the Dominion had belongs to us.

That your primitive network can deliver Bitcoin and its lesser units even to the far reaches of the Gamma quadrant is… 'fucking cool' - we believe your term is. Bitcoin is victory. Victory is Life!