yo @jackmallers
we ran the numbers on your show like the degenerate stat nerds we are.
90%+ of your nuclear “GET YOURSELF SOME BITCOIN!!!” vein-in-forehead screams = Fear & Greed 75–95 while we’re printing new ATHs
0% of them during actual Extreme Fear
then yesterday drops
BTC bleeding under 90k for the first time in forever
Fear & Greed at a sad little 12
whole timeline crying in the shower
and you… you didn’t drop the line ONCE.
dead silence on the signature call.
you were straight-up somber, king. we felt the fear through the screen.
bro… according to the Jack Mallers Indicator we just back-tested…
that was the loudest “buy signal” you’ve ever accidentally given.
so on behalf of the timeline:
thank you for the bottom confirmation, legend.
now say it like you mean it, pussy.
GET YOURSELF SOME BITCOIN!!! 🩸🚀
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Andrei Satnoshi
npub1jthj...tagr
Absolutely legend to someone!
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