Auto correct is accurate 99% of the titties.

I have never met a female who would admit to a foot fetish. Only males. Why is that?

Me after stating “I really could not care less about the abortion issue,” at our monthly ladies night out dinner last night with my 8 liberal girlfriends sparking an absolute shit storm for 20 minutes. 😆

The time felt right to pull the Bitcoin bikini out of cold storage.

I like to check in with Urban Dictionary from time to time to make sure I’m keeping up with teen lingo.

The greeter at our little local grocery store was wearing a button up and khakis today. I said to him, “Well aren’t you looking especially handsome this morning Mr Shimizu.” Oh my gosh, he got the biggest smile on his face and as I was leaving he said, “You don’t know how much that made my day young lady.” 🥹 One of my favorite things to do is pay people unexpected, but sincere compliments. Their reactions are often unexpected and priceless. I encourage you to try it.

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I do not trust any data the government puts out.

My motto: Dance like everyone wishes they weren’t watching 💃

No matter what your opinion is of Elon Musk, you can’t deny that this flat out awesome.

If I had to sum up my marriage in one photo:

What a beautiful weekend celebrating @nat brunell and @npub1fpew...vrkt ‘s love.