grilled cheese View quoted note →
ferrell
ozymandingus@nostrplebs.com
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professional moron.
life hack: commit treason to increase hang time View quoted note →
if i ever go to jail, i’ll just get my conviction overturned on the grounds that the judge failed to account for MY truth.
totin brass and eatin ass
staring my morning with 15 cock push ups
much ado about humping.
what if we grew a new tooth every year
look what the prime man brought 👀 
quality vday gift recs from etsy! 
@jack in a satoshi tee shirt but the focus is on the two professional performers. analogy in there somewhere.
ludaaaaaa
meth gator View quoted note →
yep. mental midget. View quoted note →
never knew jesus was a foot guy.
we’re thinking of moving closer to the beach. the idea of picking up surfing again (but in earnest this time) is giving me life. i really like the idea of fitness with nature. stuff like climbing, surfing. rambling, but anyway. pretty excited.
i knew i’d get one of you dumbasses lol. the guy at your local liquor store is a spook bc he asked to see your ID for your alcohol purchase but an authoritarian dictator who literally worked for a communist totalitarian state’s security agency is somehow a victim and actually not a bad guy. View quoted note →
putin is the spook of all spooks
game night 😊 
in other news, i’m a progressive liberal now 😂 View quoted note →