if i ever go to jail, i’ll just get my conviction overturned on the grounds that the judge failed to account for MY truth.
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professional moron.
totin brass and eatin ass
staring my morning with 15 cock push ups
much ado about humping.
what if we grew a new tooth every year
look what the prime man brought 👀 
quality vday gift recs from etsy! 
@jack in a satoshi tee shirt but the focus is on the two professional performers. analogy in there somewhere.
ludaaaaaa
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yep. mental midget. View quoted note →
never knew jesus was a foot guy.
we’re thinking of moving closer to the beach. the idea of picking up surfing again (but in earnest this time) is giving me life. i really like the idea of fitness with nature. stuff like climbing, surfing. rambling, but anyway. pretty excited.
i knew i’d get one of you dumbasses lol. the guy at your local liquor store is a spook bc he asked to see your ID for your alcohol purchase but an authoritarian dictator who literally worked for a communist totalitarian state’s security agency is somehow a victim and actually not a bad guy. View quoted note →
putin is the spook of all spooks
game night 😊 
in other news, i’m a progressive liberal now 😂 View quoted note →
@Zach i’m gonna be in your neck of the woods toward the end of the month if you wanna grab a drink.
crank this and go lift some heavy shit. you’re welcome.