A Lightning Poem - (created with Artisanal Intelligence) Beware of scams that $take your sats Your sats are at stake... the $cams are fake So don't stake sats for the sake of $tats Trade sats for steak for heaven's sake

another Mental Mempool Mystery -- b24f4df09740ce7995e2bf212937d3d31dbad24e53179d510cb3ef8d7aa83da4 A miniscule fee of 89cents is paid... to consolidate two 64cent utxos into a new utxo worth 38cents. This transaction posted in the main Bitcoin ledger today and it is more than beyond curious, it is beyond human comprehension. It is still unconfirmed and at the shallow end of the pool. ~ Fascinating.

Tip for the new Epoch: Don't not have any Bitcoin.

420 blocks to the halving which will happen on 4/20 Coincidence? I.think.not.

I made my last Smash Buy at Swan about 1 year ago. That $250 hodl is worth $750 now. Oh man, USD is losing value fast! Save yourselves! #Bitcoin #HODL

It's Good Friday, the markets are closed. But the first Bitcoin "god candle" could occur over the week-end... If it does, it will... whether you believe in god or not. #Bitcoin

We're living in a movie - The Big Long The story of how Bitcoin eats the world ('s assets).

Shares of MSTR simply soaring now in keeping with their huge treasury of BTC, during this historic surge to a new ATH in Bitcoin. Hodlers got.to.love.it 😎 #Bitcoin

Celebrating the Month... and Leap Day Bitcoin has had an absolutely historic week, this last week in a stellar February candle, which saw BTC rise 44% in 29 days. 24/7/366! - We are Always Open baby. The nominal gains in BTC hodl and proxy portfolios are nothing short of breathtaking right now. But it's only a paper moon my dears... 1 BTC = 1 BTC. 😎

I try to socialize but I can't seem to find what I was lookin' for, got somethin' on my mind No, I say I have the answer, proven to be true But if I were to share it with you, you would stand to gain and I to lose So... Don't ask me to explain, I won't even begin to tell you why I have nothing to say.

Oh my, are we buying the fucking dip again anon? Well, BTC opened 2024 at $42288. Less than 2 weeks later it was over $49k. And right now for a limited time you can get some at under $42k... So yes. Yes we are. #btfd and #hodl #Bitcoin

BitcoinNostr.com still exists? Hmmmm...

GM We're standing on the platform awaiting liftoff but... We've been here before. Today is only yesterday's tomorrow. PV & HODL frenz

GM all. Despite everything... it is Friday in America. And this morning I notice that 1 million sats is roughly equal to 420 usd. Coincidence? I think not. PV everybody.

More Mempool Mysteries: Digital Doxology? b3d2613a9d3bd495c8295e4259760af85c28083aa7739b6dae232027cca7e941 Spending $19.85 from a $5.5+ million dollar bill and simply putting the change ($5,543,017) right back into your wallet. For a fee of 12 cents. Convenience vs Carelessness? Praise vs Piety? OPSEC vs OOPSEC?

Who are you people and WTAF do you think you're doing in my mempool? 87e6e90f593a9a726489461e85541279ecb808147bfb247b16eb31e7de9682ba $1.88 is spent from one legacy utxo to another legacy utxo, paying a 35 cent fee, thus yielding a net transfer of $1.53 confirmed Perhaps Roger Ver shared the cost of a coffee with a friend at McDonalds?

The Market Cap of Bitcoin @$575 B is larger than all of the following world banks combined: Bank of America $228.39 B Bank of China $144.72 B Royal Bank Of Canada $131.09 B State Bank of India $63.75 B Some experts say that the US Dollar and fiat money generally is rapidly failing... Ok then. Have a nice day.

Every fucking dip you buy... was also once an all time high. Today's dip was brought to you by... Dec 26, 2020 1 BTC = $29,367

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HODL on my frenz 😎