How many nostr relays are there
Bitcoin Bandit
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Have you seen the Terrifier?
Spent the whole stimulus check on some stimulants
I remember the good ol days when 69 sats were worth 2 cents instead of 1 cent
When a bitcoiner 'zooms out' too far
If everyone's a casualty then take your time there ain't no trouble
the weather's fine and we're feeling crazy
there's always drinks and dancing in the rubble
I'm spinning and you're spinning
The world's spinning and we're laughing
And I'm charming the devil's charming
Good news, it's now cheaper to send zaps! ⚡
It was an outside job
Zap these nips
Fuck the fuckers!
I always feel so bad for all the poor un-zapped posts
You get 69 zaps and you get 69 sats and you get
Fifty zaps a day keeps the dementia away
Keep on believing and hodl to that Feelin' ⚡
Before social media, only my family knew I was stupid
Bitcoin is better than fiat
Nostr is better than Elon