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coffee. family. bitcoin. craft beer. gym. sandwiches. tequila. gardening.
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MattA 0 months ago
Daily TMI: I’ll never understand why my wife only wants to get it on the day we change the bed linens. 🤷🏻‍♂️ My logic? Why not get freaky the day before we change the sheets? Then you get to enjoy fresh, crisp, tight sheets afterward. Instead, we put on perfectly clean sheets & immediately roll around, stretch them out, & wrinkle them up. Why? Why not the day before… or halfway through the week? Actually, why not both?
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MattA 1 month ago
easy wins will breed laziness & downfall if you stop fighting. the struggle is what keeps you strong. image
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MattA 1 month ago
I accidentally placed my bid twice because I am drinking bourbon. Ha! & people still say bourbon leads to bad decisions 🥃 Clearly, they’re wrong! image
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MattA 1 month ago
I realized school was a total scam when my business teacher had never owned a business… and my PE teacher was fat.
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MattA 1 month ago
don’t know why this was ever experimented… or why she is in a ball gown, but it’s weird & I like it…
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MattA 1 month ago
Bro must have been standing there at the door when it all went down… image
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MattA 1 month ago
my wife just text me: “we got engaged 20 yrs ago today” I replied: “I know” … but I actually didn’t know that.
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MattA 1 month ago
🤔… 🤷🏻‍♂️
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MattA 1 month ago
I know this person… 🍆 🐙 image
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MattA 1 month ago
time traveling back to show you a video of me in my golden age years in retirement…
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MattA 1 month ago
if you have testicles, it is simply not possible to sit like this… image
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MattA 1 month ago
Ghost Font an experimental AI-resistant CAPTCHA text system that hides the real message in motion, causing AI models to misread decoy text while humans can still read the intended message. In one test, ChatGPT 5.5 Pro analyzed it for 19 minutes and hallucinated text that wasn’t there.
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MattA 1 month ago
A Dutch designer created a transparent mask that distorts facial features from every angle, making them difficult for AI facial recognition systems to identify while still allowing people to recognize expressions and identity. Designed by Jip van Leeuwenstein as part of the Surveillance Exclusion project at Utrecht School of the Arts, it became a symbol of resistance to automated surveillance as its images spread across tech, privacy, and mainstream media. image
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MattA 1 month ago
gunners comrade was one inch from deaths doorstep… 😳
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MattA 1 month ago
spent the day snorkeling around the Gulf picking up scallops out of the sea grass image
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MattA 1 month ago
The healthiest bodies don’t just absorb life, they release what they no longer need. Not every claim online is settled science, but these three habits consistently show up in healthier lifestyles. 1. Release through sweat. Move. Lift. Run. Work. Sit in a sauna Sweating isn’t just a sign of effort, it’s one way the body helps eliminate certain compounds while improving cardiovascular & metabolic health. A body that never sweats is a body that rarely gets challenged. 2. Release through fasting. Stop eating all day long. A consistent overnight fast gives insulin a break and allows your body time to repair, recycle damaged cellular components, & reset. You don’t need another late night snack. You need another few hours without one. 3. Release through expression. Don’t warehouse your anger. Feel it. Process it. Talk about it. Write it down. Then let it go. Chronic stress keeps your body on high alert long after the moment has passed. Everything in nature survives by releasing. Trees drop their leaves Snakes shed their skin Your lungs release carbon dioxide Your body sweats Your cells recycle themselves. Only humans try to hold onto everything. We store stress. We store excess calories We store resentment We store possessions We store distractions Release isn’t weakness It’s maintenance The human body & the mind that refuses to let go will eventually pay the price. Move Fast Forgive Release image