Parenting 🤨 My dipshit teenage son went to a party last night. Then I picked him up from the party at 11pm, realized he was drunk & told him he took it too far. Then he sunk out of the house to wonder around the neighborhood in the AM with two teenage girls that were apparently also drunk. Then my wife busted him sneaking back into the house at 2am. (she heard the door open) Then she yelled at him. Then we thought he went to bed but he was barfing in his bathroom. Then he cried to him mom & said he drank too much & that was all a bad decision. Then he went to bed. Then I woke him up at 7:30am to cut grass, pull weeds & rake the backyard. Also, now he’s grounded.

Chicharróns & Cold Beer

No. it wasn’t the Targaryens 🐉

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Bitcoin will moon before SpaceX lands there.

ever heard of The Villages in Florida…

Just played the credit card point game for a win 🏆 Opened a Chase Preferred card in Nov, got 85k Chase travel points A few months later, I scrubbed my wife’s name from my account. Referred her to Chase Reserve card. I got 15k points referral bonus. She got 150,000 travel points new sign up bonus. Just combined our Chase Rewards accounts. FREE 4-6 day upscale family vacation 🏆 & BTW fk Chase Bank

Why are saggy boobs so angry? 
Because they never get any support! /( o Y o )\

When your government tells you; "we're all in the same boat!" This was the perfect caption.

Where is all the selling coming from? Structural fund rebalancing. SpaceX doesn’t join the Nasdaq-100 on Day 1. It joins 15 days later, after Nasdaq cut its own waiting period from 3 months to just 15 days. Index funds know what’s coming. To make room for SpaceX, they must begin reducing positions in existing Nasdaq-100 holdings. Then comes the main event. The moment SpaceX enters the index, every QQQ-tracking fund on Earth is forced to buy. An estimated $22–27 billion of automatic demand. Not because they want to. Because they have to.

2022 was the worst. Most of us genuinely wondered whether it was an existential moment… whether the entire experiment might fail. Today feels completely different. Bitcoin is woven into the fabric of the economy now, & we can tangibly feel that it’s built to endure. The discourse may be toxic today, but Bitcoin’s underlying conviction is much stronger. 💪🏽🟠 2026 is an all new vibe.

BTFD 🏊‍♂️

Prove to me that you’re not an AI bot 🤖

SPCX will be the largest IPO with the largest amount of Bitcoin on the balance sheet. TSLA also holds a large but lesser amount of Bitcoin on the balance sheet sheet. seems like some people are selling Bitcoin to become exit liquidity for SpaceX employees who will likely buy more Bitcoin.

I’ve been dreaming about this Colt Python for three years now …. but just keep stacking sats

Gold & Silver both selling off aggressively the last three months

When the game is over, the king and the pawn end up in the same box. - Italian Proverb

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