this remains one of the best blooper/ prank videos of all time… 🔊 sound on

beef 🍔

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Sunday don’t forget to stretch

stacking stats today for a brighter tomorrow ☀️

side hustling for satoshi’s 🔥 + 🫘 = ☕️ = #Bitcoin

My Mom Owns 0.05 BTC I spent years trying to convince Mom to buy Bitcoin… no fkn luck Eventually, I got her to dip a toe in: $1,000 of USDC into Celsius Network to “earn 9% yield.” Just to ease her in. ⚠️ Then Celsius filed Chapter11, & we thought we lost it all. But during the bankruptcy proceedings, she got paid back a % of the $1,000… in Bitcoin and somehow, despite my stellar track record, I have convinced her to HODL So yeah… that’s the best I could do. But mom now owns some Bitcoin.

guess what I’m doing all morning 🔥 🫘 = ☕️ #coffeechain

Saturday don’t forget to stretch

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“If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle. Now stop worrying and go get dressed.” — Lisa

priceless memorabilia, any takers ?

are you as excited about this Thai fresh basil shrimp roll as I am? #foodstr

new Lego set just dropped…

shit-coining be like…

The Dopemonster A towering force fueled by adrenaline & dopamine, dominated the casinos & stock markets, its glowing veins pulsing with every bold bet & leveraged crypto trade. With fangs bared in a manic grin, it amassed fortunes through compulsive gambling, its strength seemingly unstoppable. Yet, in the end, it crumbled pathetically, losing everything in a desperate, greedy final play.

TGIF don’t forget to stretch

this quote is so good, I had to print it out and stick it on the fridge… just so I can point to it whenever my boys need a reminder 💪🏽

We are no longer living in a World built on trust… we’ve crossed into an era where truth must be verified, not assumed. The days of taking things at face value are behind us.