Me post divorce after finally having the freedom to do grocery pickup & bubble teas

The cat shape profpic is purrfect @MAKE SONGS LONGER

I. Want. Blobbi.

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I wouldn’t mind whatsoever if any of those “Iranian hackers” came for my student loan debt. Just..lemme know if I can support.

The ONLY thing that would make me having to put down BOTH of my sweet kitty companions within the span of 2 months even remotely bearable- is if I’m about to be getting my baby opossum.

Reading The Battle of the Pelennor fields in 2003 is when I came into my feminine rage, btw. Eowyn had awoken me by age 10 & all I wanted was tons of AR points.

Deconstruction processes are painful and therefore typically avoided by humans. I’m a masochist or something though, cause I’ve been chasing it my whole life.

In all my fantasy books, the MC explodes with raw force & changes the world after a certain amount of devastating blows. I never really counted exactly how many it takes, but I think I should be getting those powers ANY moment now!!!

I'm gonna go on a zap spree, you guys are giving me a little collection and it makes me wanna just zipzoomzap around here like a zapperoni.