I'm gonna go on a zap spree, you guys are giving me a little collection and it makes me wanna just zipzoomzap around here like a zapperoni.

Me calling the group chat every time I’ve got an idea knowing there’s a 99.99999% chance imma sound insane View quoted note →

Do you guys want to hear a really sad story? Good, cause I'm telling you anyways. In 2016 around February-Marchish (can't remember) a guy approached me for help in the Apple Store to grab an accessory. We were chatting as we waited for it to be brought out & he asks me if I had any investments. I told him I had just attempted some stocks but not confident yet & he said some version of what I'm about to butcher from memory: "I don't care what you don't know or understand about crypto, if there's anything you would bet on make it this-go buy something called bitcoin. It's just dropped the lowest it probably ever will again. Do not touch it again. I'm gonna be a billionaire. It won't be now, but you will to if you JUST DO IT!" I went to look up crypto on my lunch break & needless to say I am not a billionaire but that dude might be lmao.

I think our prickly pursuit on primal wallet…struck a nerve today…everyone boop Derek on the nose gently 🥺 View quoted note →

This is exactly how I looked when finally getting zaps set up today & felt the power at my toebeans