A post like this on the president of the USA socials, is a devastating reminder of the reality we’re in. View quoted note →

Me post divorce after finally having the freedom to do grocery pickup & bubble teas

The moment I get some free time for home maintenance-I’m gonna have to have someone adjust the water pressure on the guest bathroom bidet. No one needs that kind of power blast down there.

Fearless & undefined, also French toast & coloring. Happy Friday😌🧚🏼‍♀️

After my five year-old belted “WHO LET THA FROGZ OOOOUT!!!” as he was leaping knee first into my crotch at 6:43am, I drug myself out of bed so I could look at myself in the mirror & say “you are so fucking metal”. Then I did an absolutely soul crushing bleugh that made me cough before making him a rainbow sprinkle pancake. Happy Metal Morning Nostr, I’m gonna headbang until dopamine hits brb.

Every moment I’m in the presence of a junebug, every single interaction I’ve ever had with one, has reaffirmed how incredibly stupid & useless they are.

Todays vibecombo of whimsy & rage

No one is safe from the trolling of Alex Gleason View quoted note →

An Aerosmith “Joined at the Hip”-Aerojam session post school drop off, was exactly what we needed this AM 😌

so glad Team Soapbox felt I was worth bridging the gap for! Now my limit doesn't exist 🚀🚀 View quoted note →