banger movie 
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doot
doot@getwired.app
npub13azv...8m54
$XYZ Block Inc to $1000
just discovered a new nostr use-case 
>grey goo admin has a school assignment on advanced civilisation sims due next aeon
>have been running your COSMOS VM on 5x speed for 3 billion years
>it’s still only consuming 10^4 YottaJoules per second ???
>these_retards_are_gonna_make_me_fail.jpeg
>tfw the most advanced species hasn’t even created a dyson sphere yet
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all coal. it’s so over. 
love nostr tbh 
9/11
i should take a forceful dictarship of australia and conquer eurasia 
@OpenSats what if you gave you me $1m not for working working on bitcoin nor nostr, but airshipsbbfor 0% equity?v 
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we’ve got 1 DAU but i want you guys to know getwired.app is the new 4chan
i thought i was more terminally online than this
studied aerospace engineering for 5 years and i’d still stutter/blab if you asked me to explain lift
i should refactor getwired.app 
added images/videos back to getwired.app- we’ll see how that goes this time, and will probably be very slow for now.
used @Rif'at Ahdi R ‘s cool repo for detecting NSFW stuff.
we’re approaching the limit of brits that i’m comfortable with us having on this protocol
any on here from the UK familiar with the region of westshirefordham?
everyone in australia is yapping about the supermarket chain profits rn, and their ‘corporate greed’.
Coles reported a $1.1bn profit, a chain which effectively every australian chooses to use.
so they pretty much make $4 a month per australian to provide a convenient, well-supplied supermarket. sounds like a reasonable deal to me.