i wonder what’s the most amount of hashrate i could juice out of an iphone running the getwired.app PWA if i really optimised it
doot
doot@getwired.app
npub13azv...8m54
i’m glad ppl are fixing their priors about scientists and only giving their respect to those doing the ‘hard’ sciences
3.5hrs of Peter Thiel yapping let’s go
i’m getting totally FUCKED on my bet that harris loses the popular vote 

using localStorage as a cache is extremely high IQ. only the best devs do this.

imagine if being gay just isn’t a thing in 100 years and it was a trend
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no low balls i know what i got 

been upping my numbers to 20 “kill yourself”s week with the new hashtag section on getwired.app
for some reason hashing with workers on a safari PWA on iphone is faster than hashing within chrome on a macbook. how tf does that work.
we need more paralympians on nostr
hashtag view on getwired.app now
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View quoted note →now we’ve got npub.cash and ndk-wallet/nutsack for zapping an npub directly. hopefully i can find some time to implement one in getwired.app for zaps to anons.
my ideal receiver flow would be: you add an LN address to getwired.app in settings, you make a post, someone can zap you using your npub without needing any metadata, use ur disposable key to unlock sats from the cashu wallet and then it’s sent to your LN address.
banger chat tbh

the great thing about nostr is that i can write turbo dogshit incomprehensible code for a client and it still works for some reason