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Matty-kun
matty@nicecrew-digital.mostr.pub
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Christ is King Apologetically imperfect Shitpost extraordinaire NiceCrew Admin
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Matty-kun 1 year ago
I'm just saying it's time to explode my entire penis ​
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Matty-kun 1 year ago
Trump conviction could have been a really big happening if he was someone commies revered but all that's gonna happen is boomers on Facebook are gonna get arrested for saber rattling and no conservatives will actually get off the couch to fight​​ for what they believe in.
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Matty-kun 1 year ago
Microplastics in your balls? That's so last year. Antimatter in your dick is the real fad. Fuckin casuals.
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Matty-kun 1 year ago
Carrying coffee when my arm started itching. A decision was made.
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Matty-kun 1 year ago
Ate some week old shrimp now my tongue is numb
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Matty-kun 1 year ago
You ever just stretch real good and then bring your fist full force down on your balls for the hell of it
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Matty-kun 1 year ago
I have not been this sore after a workout in a long time. It feels good but also hurts. Now I just need a ball gag and some rope