Meanwhile, in Paris...oh wait, this 100 years ago. Look at our progress!

As DavidBowie said; 🎶if the homework brings you down, we're gonna throw it on the fire and take a car down town🎶 Kooks

Good Moaning Nostrians it's Monday. Don't let the new week be a nag and remember lads, choose wisely...

Meanwhile, in China pets get air con, I Brussels it's only for Ursula...

Finally, conclusive proof the earth is flat...

I can't take this awful game any more, goodbye friends...

🇬🇧 The UK is officially no longer a Christian state. Charles III revised the monarchical charter and the king's oath, which previously sounded like: His Majesty is the Supreme Ruler of the Church of England, the Defender of the Christian Faith and the English people. Now, according to the new charter published by Buckingham Palace, the King of England protects multi-confessional nations. Previously, British kings called themselves the "Head of the Anglican Church and Defender of the Faith", all these references have been removed and replaced with "Head of the Nation".