🇬🇧 The UK is officially no longer a Christian state. Charles III revised the monarchical charter and the king's oath, which previously sounded like: His Majesty is the Supreme Ruler of the Church of England, the Defender of the Christian Faith and the English people. Now, according to the new charter published by Buckingham Palace, the King of England protects multi-confessional nations. Previously, British kings called themselves the "Head of the Anglican Church and Defender of the Faith", all these references have been removed and replaced with "Head of the Nation".

Meanwhile, in Germany, in the Bundestag, a deputy scolds another who constantly interrupts her: "Herr Reichardt! The clitoris has as many as 3 thousand nerve endings, but you've proven to be much more sensitive. That's a damn record"...

Not every #catstr is cut out to be an overlord...

Starmer has finally found a job he can do...

The British government has secretly created, and is about to open twelve new "centers for migrants" The "Centres" weren't informed to local politicians, residents or MP's The house Speaker "This is completely unacceptable - MPs should have been informed about this first!" Kier "I'm not gone yet" Starmer allowing our country to be invaded by stealth...

Remember pups, don't piss off mama #dogstr...

Good Moaning Nostrians it's the Weekend. Let's have fun but don't slip up on deliberately planted banana skins! Play smarter and harder!!!