It is a sad reality...

Good Moaning Nostrians it's Wednesday and that's a pity. Wednesday is like the bridge across the valley of the week. Don't get cocky crossing it...

UK is bonkers. Sad...

Dad teaches son about TAXES! Never forget that son...

Bears don't bother this dude...

US preparing to attack Greenland with their latest special recruit. A real SEAL! Isn't that cheating?..

Meanwhile, in China...

Micron auditioning for when he's kicked off the Franco throne...

The Mighty Arsenal started fast and could have gone one nil IP in the first few minutes but we had to wait 10... ...Jesus sneaking it and doing Jesusy things. Unfortunately we let the Italians back in but don't underestimate the power of Jesus... ...half an hour gone and Arsenal in control. We had to wait almost an hour for the next one... ...big Vic making it three one and the game was done. He's not finding life so easy in the Premium but the Champions League is his playground. Who... ...#Gooners #GaMeTiMe #UCL

Big Vic makes it three one to the Mighty Arse! #Gooners #GaMeTiMe

Jesus doesn't just save!!! One nil to The Mighty Arsenal! #Gooners #GaMeTiMe

Up The Arse! #Gooners #GaMeTiMe #CL

He'll get it in the end. She'll give in...

It's just not done...

I haven't been skiing in decades but now I'm glad!..

Meanwhile, in China...

The truth is out...

Woman! Know your place...