Wtf happened to Star Trek? Oh yeah, Gene died....

Meanwhile, in Germany...

We are so lucky we cut ties with a European super power. Those bastards used to sell us cheap oil and gas. How dare they. Now Trump has to punish us. It's all Putin's fault...

Banksters are cunts...

Well, The Mighty Arse weren't so mighty today. We were poor and Forest played well. They had a game plan to stop The Arsenal from playing and it worked. Largely because the standard of refereeing in the Premium is atrocious. Let me be clear, Arsenal didn't really deserve to win but Reffing standards were consistent, we would have. Never do I want to hear the phrase "by the letter of the law..." From PGMOL. The refs are too visible. Well done Forest for your effort. I wish you well.

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Meanwhile, in Russia...

How very dare you Tucker! Our, Sir Queer Stormerführer is a genius leader...

When you find a girlfriend, this will help you to keep her...

Out for a stroll...

It's a joke...

Lads, this isn't a good first date...