Was the driver watching?..

How lucky is this woman! I reckon it was the #dogstr that saved her...

Meanwhile, in Canada, sex shop owner is threatened by Trumpet. Or is it Hegseth?..

This can be my epitaph...

Particularly effective when its early in the morning...

Meanwhile, in France, its a dance off bro...look away...

The Mighty Arsenal traveled to the south coast to face a team, on paper, way beneath them. Pompey haven't beaten us forever but this is the FA Cup! Guess what, within a few minutes of kick off Portsmouth were one nil up! The hosts were up for it and pressed well. This may have been Arsenals 'B' team but credit where credit's due but then... ...so The Arsenal are in round 4. #Gooners #GaMeTiMe #FACup

Up The Arse! #Gooners

When all else fails they take you to war...