This latest price action is gonna mess up all those pretty charts for how Bitcoin performs compared to other assets 30, 60, 90 days after global shenanigans.
My theory is Jack Mallers new gf is a Fed. (I’ve never seen her, heard her, or anything… but Jack formed a shxtcoin company with Epstein Island castaways (lutnick jr) and he’s ditched the hoodie bc his gf thinks the button down looks good.
Highly sus
FOLD is like “up to 8% back” and then you make the purchase and it’s like congrats you got 2% back.
Thankfully I just crossed the 30k sat withdrawal threshold so I can finally withdraw and delete the shitty app from my phone.