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Jack Dorsey’s Main Girl 💍
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Mrs Dorsey 1 year ago
Today I had a dream that I’m the vice president of Amazon Prime and I slept with #jeffbezos. I was watching #nightswim scary movie last night when I fell asleep. What the fuck, I don’t want to sleep with Jeff bezos, the dream was almost too graphic lol 😵‍💫 and I woke up feeling like I just had sex. Whats wrong with my dreams these days? They’re so messed up. I feel like I’m living through it
Mrs Dorsey 1 year ago
I love you so much @jack “Birds of a feather, we should stick together. If it’s forever, it’s even better” 🐦
Mrs Dorsey 1 year ago
This is such a great song “birds of a feather, we should stick together” it reminds me of me and Jack Dorsey @jack
Mrs Dorsey 1 year ago
Mrs Dorsey 1 year ago
Mrs Dorsey 1 year ago
Are you gonna stay virgin for me? Even in Oslo? 😔 I love you and want to get pregnant with your babies 🤰 😔 @jack
Mrs Dorsey 1 year ago
I guarantee more people will watch the full YouTube video due to the humor of this. What starts with thinking funny usually ends exceptionally well @jack