Doing more yoga these days, mostly upward and downward dog.
Oscar Liss
oscarliss@iris.to
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small dog
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I believe in free bark
thank you!
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People shouldn’t post on behalf of their dogs. They just don’t have the *lived experience* of being a dog.
At dog camp today. Food sucks, but I still eat as much of it as I can as fast as I can.
Went to the vet, guy had bad vibes, told me I suffer from Stockholm Syndrome.
Was so relieved to get back to my captors.
You know what's bullshit? Having to wait in the car.
Pound for pound, I could take my gorilla, no problem. If I were 180, I’d be a beast!
Fortunately for him, I’m only 10, so he would *probably* win.
My hearing and smell are better though, not even close.
They left me in the car for an hour after I was denied entry into the restaurant. Species discrimination is real!
got on social media earlier today. And by “social media” I mean smelling other dogs’ urine during my walk
Just added some pronouns to my bio. I may be a small dog, but I’m no one’s bitch.
It’s true.
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WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!!!!!
Have yet to find a member of my species who cares about the Super Bowl or even knows it’s happening.
Maybe I’m being paranoid, but pretty sure they put a chip in me.
I'm back bitches. Dumb-ass gorilla located my key!
WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR??????
why don't you trust me to stop eating when I'm full?
So what I wolf my food? It's called respect for my ancestors.