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Oscar Liss
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
So what I wolf my food? It's called respect for my ancestors.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
Denied entry to a restaurant solely due to being a dog. Species discrimination is real.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
I never get self conscious. Perfectly content with who I am.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
Got out of the dog hospital yesterday. They put me in a crate next to this other dachshund named Frezzik.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
I piss on the street when I feel like it. Totally sober.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
Ate some rotten cat food yesterday I found under someone's beach house. Knew it was a mistake, but couldn't help myself. Had bad diarrhea. Fuck around and find out indeed.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
Love the fall weather. Perfect with the thick sweater I can never take off.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
No one respects my time even though I have seven times less of it.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
I don't mind that dogs still don't have the right to vote. I don't care who the president is anyway. Except for Biden, that demented fuck, leading us into nuclear war.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
That was a joke, obiously. I'll probably be reincarnated as a dog again because that's my preference.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
Where do I see myself in 15 years? Well, I'm 3 now, and 18 times seven equals 126. So probably dog hell.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
Trying to raise some sats in case my gorilla kills himself via mRNA booster.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
I am not a person "trapped" in a dog body, you're a dog trapped in a person body.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
I am loyal to my gorillas. Way more loyal than their fickle gorilla friends.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
I've been turned away from restaurants just because of the species I happen to be born as.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
I bark when I want food. The gorilla says, You know you're getting it, so why do you have to bark? Because every time I bark, I get the food. He says, you would get it anyway. But how the fuck do I know? I'm a dog. You can't reason with a dog.
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Oscar Liss 2 years ago
at the dog park earlier, trying to purple-pill some bitches