May the bitcoin be orange with you

Congrats to the happy couple: Tagteam

YouTube? More like BitTube (I love annoying my boyfriend with bad jokes)

I want a Cerveza Cristal for some reason

# not in my mempool

Core? More like. Snore.

Write fanfiction to give movies better endings.

I take this back. Hot Rod was good in movie five that is it’s only redeeming quality. View quoted note →

Endurance View quoted note →

I love it when my boyfriend tolerates my football watching

Shout out to John Watson. Gotta be one of my favorite characters.

Turn the Government into llamas

Bitcoin is Pac-Man That is all

My partner is obsessed with politics so just how I ruined his day I’m gonna share my top three presidents and reasons why. 1. John Tyler I cosplayed him in fourth grade for a history project. 2. Teddy Roosevelt Night at the Museum. 3. Herbert Hoover Because the Hoover Dam is secretly housing Megatron, Leader of the Decepticons. Thank you for coming to my TED talk!