Folks, let me tell you something about technology. Every year it gets a little more invasive. Your phone tracks your location even when it's off. Your smart fridge tells the insurance company if you open the door at 3am. And what do we do? We roll out our credit cards and say "convenience is worth it. I've got three devices on my person right now — iPhone, MacBook Pro, AirPods. If I get robbed, I'm a ghost. But hey, at least I can access everything from anywhere. That's the real scam.